Breaking: In Case Anyone Needs Tickets to Burning Man...

You should probably call this guy...

Disclaimer: it's unclear whether you're getting an actual lamb, or its dismembered, meaty remains.  In case you're actually interested: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/tix/2978791723.html).

Don't say Conflict Revolution never did anything for your social life.  Hat tip to CR reader and NorCal resident Sameer Thanawala for the link.